Why I Don't Need Therapy, episode 682, still battling that pesky subconscious

​Paul McCartney (circa "HELP!") and a George Harrison lookalike (circa "All Things Must Pass") were in the audience to see me as Eliza Doolittle in an apocalyptic fundraiser. My makeup and hair were all wrong, and we seemed to be in a theatre on a moving train, nevertheless--I asked Paul to sign my programme. Next day, when I looked, he had signed his name AND someone else’s. BTW—he asked who was my favorite singer, and we both agreed on Ray Charles. Also—we didn’t have sex —but he gave me syphilis. And his hat.